Harry potter outsmarts everyone fanfiction. Chapter one. Once everyone was gone, Harry moved to close the door before starting up towards the potion master's desk. Nope. "With Potter gone, who here are filthy little mudbloods. Everyone better sit down and Professor Snape, for once in your cursed life as the dongeon bat, shut the fuck up and listen to the real Harry Potter. 00 PM. Well, they are all getting posted tonight so see how you like them. I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY OF ITS ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. Apr 3, 2019 · James and Lily have been put into a coma, Adrian Potter is the boy-who-lived, Dumbledore raises him and drops his twin at his aunts. Ragnok answered yes. Wish I did but I am not female so can't even pretend. "Caught you dreaming, didn't I?" the man chuckled. The cold pit that had replaced his stomach froze over as the headmaster turned his gaze towards him. Harry wants revenge. All types of LGBT pairings and characters are welcome as well as triads and poly ships. Harry Potter is transported into the world of House of the Dragon to restore Valyria to its former glory and to mend the weave in the house of Targaryen by the fourteen flames as their champion. Bonus points if Harry is OP as well. Then his lips drooped into a frown. And October hadn't started! "Harry, I told you that will kill your brain cells!" Hermione Granger, his best friend, said with a lecturing tone. " He greeted with a smile. The goblin took his hand and shook it. Harry couldn't do anything but watch, as his beloved professor took his final breath "Cornelius said so and everyone knows Potter killed him as a baby. Just everyone helping him overcome his trauma slowly and tending to his mental and physical wounds, taking care of him, and doting over him. And the pleasure is all mine. And should the Ministry or Voldemort stand in his way? Harry was tired of everyone asking him if he was okay, or if he needed to see the matron- Right now, all he needed was some alone time, time to be completly alone aside from his thoughts. Unexpected By: un-serious writer. AU. Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. I'm Harry Potter. Harry Potter is about to begin his 5th year of Hogwarts when he discovers that his parents have been alive the whole time and that Dumbledore was lying to him. , Andromeda T. Harry didn't know what was going on, but something didn't feel right… Harry Potter was sitting on the train to London on a bright July morning and thankfully was garnering very little attention. Flashback . Books Harry Potter. Everything is fine. "You don't have a week, you have a day!" Harry Potter shouted to her before leaving Flitwick's Office, slamming the door. "Furthermore, I have to say a few things. Harry, contrary to popular belief, wasn't hurt, and was slightly in awe of the power Voldemort had shown that night. Harry's voice was cold and low, but everyone in the courtroom heard him. He was trying to hurry Harry Potter from the DMLE's Hearing Office to one of the Ministry's Courtrooms where his hearing had been rescheduled to be held. "Yes, Peeves, I did. Harry Potter stories were the first stories that I read on and I have read tons of them. "She's a ferocious beauty," he To keep Harry safe and sound in case Dumbledore gave into his delusions of grandeur and believed he could get away with whatever he wished, Jasper Potter and Lucie Swallow, the MACUSA Head of the DMLE were there as well, and as if that hadn't aggravated the old Headmaster, Professor Fontaine was there as well. Oct 21, 2021 · A Harry Potter Fan Fiction . Thus began a new chapter in all their lives. Harry Potter Gets Revenge (COMPLETE) Fanfiction. I would love to have some suggestions. Harry glanced around and noticed the night was black and there wasn't another soul or sound nearby. Rated: Fiction K - English - Harry P. Dumbledore's Final Trick. Harry followed the man's gaze and could only agree with his statement, letting his small head bob up and down excitedly. Albus Dumbledore was dying. 9. Thrust into the magical world as he starts his journey at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself sidelined, overshadowed by his celebrated twin brother Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He quickly said, "Positions," and as the Room of Requirement changed before their eyes everyone took their places. If I was a real drug dealer and you were my customers, you'd all be handing over the Galleons right now. Jul 9, 2017 · Andromeda had asked the question Ragnok feared most – that Griphook's guilt had been ignored so that Harry Potter could be blamed and his vaults confiscated. Harry's head snapped up. ] - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 1/13/2022 - Published: 11/7/2021 - Status: Complete Jan 12, 2020 · I Don't own Harry Potter. BY ORDER OF THE HIGH INQUISITOR OF HOGWARTS. Harry's the drug dealer and we're all his customers. Potter. "Same message to you, Headmaster. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. How would the Marvel Universe and the Harry Potter world change now that he's being raised by the Sorcerer Supreme, in his way to supremacy? WBWL. Jun 16, 2020 · Everyone stopped talking. Weasley's mollycoddling and he proves just how much he needs to know what is going on. It would not end well for them. As Harry took a deep, calming breath, he thought, Execute Emergency Plan Bollocks. "Before we start the trials, Lord Potter-Black would like to claim his seats. " Harry takes another deep breath before responding, his eyes still on his lap. " Voldemort sneered. " "No. , Daphne G. "Minerva, it cannot be done!" The flight instructor told the head of Gryffindor once more. This seemed to be the thousandth time since the start of the School. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. "Hello sir. Hilarity ensues with each progressive step. He paused and counted, same result. " Colin said as he pocketed his share. Limited bashing (mainly of James). Lucius's plot? To Killing-Curse three Muggles and the nine-year-old Boy Who Lived. AU GoF. Its just so soothing to watch the manipulators plans come apart. , Albus D. Lucius's evil scheme is three-quarters successful. Harry sat on the Gryffindor table listening to the chatter around him as everyone speculated on who was going to be the Gryffindor Champion. A/N: Hey everyone this is my first Harry Potter story (posted). He then challenged other Fan Fic writers to take the story's basic premise and give it their spin. However, when the Order of the Phoenix capture his leaders, they go to great lengths to stop it. I swear to uphold the laws of our world. Are you now caught up with the rest of us. "Come on girl, tell me how to open this place," Umbridge snapped at the girl who just kept repeating. A large part of Dumbledore, the part which had been humbled by the realisation his delusions of grandeur accrued by the fight with Gellert Grindelwald, of being one of the leaders of a new world order where wizards, no longer fearing the muggles, could finally guide the 2nd August 1995. Aug 3, 2022 · Harry laughed out loud and said, "Get up you idiots. " But this was old after the first two times and really, the inky haired teen was eager to go back to his godfather's dank, damp, decrepit home. "My Lord bellowed?" Harry smiled in a manner that Tonks was glad wasn't aimed at her. " Harry cleared his throat and held his wand straight up in the air. AU as usual, this is my version of a Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived story. Fifteen-year-old Harry James Potter sat beside his godfather at the huge dining table in Number twelve Grimmauld Place, the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix, with the other Weasleys and a few members of the Order occupying the places around the table. everyone especially loved the soup. Jul 30, 2019 · How to Outsmart Albus Dumbledore with Politics By: telmeastory. When Harry first felt the dementors he did think of helping Dudley. Harry Potter disappears the summer after the fourth year, but returns during his trial a changed youth, he's more mature. - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,387 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Status May 15, 2015 · Harry, Ron and Hermione, as promised, met up with Dobby, the free house elf, to explain their plan to him and ask him for his help. Harry James Potter entered the courtroom of the Ministry of Magic carrying a briefcase, casting a severe expression of annoyance on his face. "You needed to see me, sir," Harry prompted after a moment of silence. "Nah. " Harry's argument against Mrs. " Harry didn't like the look of the veil now any more than he did back then. So much so that it refused to let me draft anything for my other stories until this one was written. He grew up having to look out for himself. Following his friends' betrayal during the fourth year, Harry receives help from an unexpected person Aug 9, 2018 · Harry Outsmarts everyone. By Mutt N Feathers. Harry, however, couldn't quite remember the man's name. Harry Potter's temper has always been rather dangerous, but it's not until things start bursting into flames that people realise exactly how fiery it is. All student organisations, societies, teams, groups and clubs are henceforth disbanded. Looking for a "Harry outsmarts his manipulators" fanfic. Request. Everyone in the Minister's party looked confused as the resident poltergeist zipped into the room and came to a floating stop in front of Harry. " An hour later Harry had left Gringotts bank, he was rather happy about what had happened as the goblin had explained several things such as how the money system worked, and unlike the other people in the pub they straight out told him why he was famous and gave him a recommended list of books to read. They started to push him forward. " When other Gryffindors asked what was happening Neville and Ron quickly explained that everything that happened in Wizengamot was according to Harry's plans. Fudge sneered condescendingly at Harry, "I would be glad to since you suddenly seem incapable of basic english at the moment Mr. Harry is different from what anyone expecting and he holds a few secrets. He was dressed in his cousins too large hand me downs, baseball cap, and a 'borrowed' backpack. I'm using this one to get all my rants and conspiracy theories out (all at once at least). "i love it too. He'd been euphoric that Harry Potter and his friends wanted him to help them and practically fainted when Hermione thanked and hugged him for agreeing to help them. Harry's body was flung towards the staff table, toppling over the food and utensils on it. Harry Potter-Evans is abandoned by his famous parents, Lily and James Potter, after Lord Voldemort is defeated. Harry Potter Slash FanFiction. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Drama - Harry P. He studied all the teachers at the Head Table. Apr 3, 2022 · When a Lion Cries, A Harry Potter Fanfiction "AVADA KEDAVRA," uttered Severus Snape, and a flash of green light appeared right before Harry Potter's eyes. Making new friends and new enemies, Harry must face betrothal contracts, and Ancient Houses all while navigating politics and still dealing with the threat of Voldemort. " Harry walks and sees Dumbledore's reaction. "I believe there are mitigating circumstances if you would be so kind as to LET ME FUCKING SPEAK!" A crackle of magic punctuated his demand quite nicely, making the Minister jump, startled. "Mr. "said hermione"it's a pity that harry couldn't jo"she suddenly stopped, her face red. . It's a pleasure to meet you. Watch as this changes the course of history. Harry Potter and the Daft Morons, UNFINISHED (but still worth reading, as the 2 dark lords in Harry's life are dead and gone by chapter 64, and the rest is trying to improve society in the aftermath), 745k words, 84 chapters: 'At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Arthur Weasley, father of his friend and member of the Order of the Phoenix, had dropped him off, though Harry would've gladly went to the Ministry by himself. He felt Hermione pushing him gently, trying to get him to stand. Everyone loves Harry and is surprised to discover his low self-esteem due to mistreatment growing up. He could hear people talking about Harry Potter and smirked to himself they were in for a shock. Little did he know what Meleys, the goddess of love, had in store for him. Aug 31, 2019 · This time is wasn't Harry, but a piercing cold that went straight to your soul. He is raised by his muggle aunt and uncle, if not lovingly, then at least with care. Soon after Cornelius Fudge becomes Minister in April 1990, Lucius Malfoy tracks down Harry Potter to the wizard boy's house on Privet Drive in Little Whinging. "I, Harry James Potter-Black do hereby claim my rightful seats in front of the Wizengamot body. Arthur Weasley had developed a slightly perplexed look on his face. School Fees for the Weasley Children, a Marriage contract between Ginny and Viscount Potter-Black, which is void by the way because of the Royal Marriage Act of 1772, and She would never approve it (She meaning the Queen) and a plan for Ginny and the family to reap the windfall after Potter Black's death, by having him die!" "Three turns should do it" said Dumbledore. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language. Harry rolled his eyes but kept his mouth shut. Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. "How brave of you Harry Potter, bow to death. But things may not be as they seem Rated: Fiction K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - [Harry P. Dumbledore bashing, pre-Hogwarts Harmony. ' Did you understand it that time. Trial and Error. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Just a heads up there will be; character rants, Ron and Dumbledore bashing, limes/lemons, swearing, and a lot of violence. It's still hard to believe that's all. " He reaches the Goblet of Fire and links himself to Hogwarts. - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 231 - Published: Jul 30, 2019 - Status: Complete Harry Potter - J. Sirius is dead, the pain was still there for Harry, his only loving family dead because he couldn't control his emotions, 'It's my fault' he thought looking in the headmasters office, he was sitting in a chair looking at the portrait of Phineas Black looking down at him looking sour as ever from hearing of Sirius's death. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. Skip it if you don't care for dialogue. Once everyone had grabbed their share, Harry addressed them again. He looked around at everyone watching him. During the summer before fifth year when Harry Potter isn’t allowed any correspondence from his friends, he finds a new pen-pal. I said 'There are no Dementors outside Ministry control. Potter probably wouldn't go to Azkaban on just the vandalism charge but a conviction would prevent him from ever seeking public office. "this soup is awesome!"said ron as he guzzled it down. Harry was disappointed, but not shocked, to hear his name called, even though he had not submitted his name to the Goblet. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. This news quickly spread across the common room and everyone was in awe at Harry. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. Same rules apply as with my CR stories. Oct 3, 2012 · Everyone heard a noise and turned to see Harry Potter hitting his head against Gryffindor's Table once more. That particular trope is one I love reading when I have had a rough day. Harry walked up to him and held out his hand, like he'd seen the Thomson's do the few times they had taken him to a meeting with them. "All those who find Harry Potter guilty of vandalism of the building housing the ministry of magic please raise your lighted wand" he asked hopefully. Harry exchanged confused glances with Hermione and Ron as he finished packing up his stuff, but didn't make a move to leave the classroom. This sub is for fanfic recommendations and discussion related to LGBT pairings and characters in the Harry Potter universe. "He's gone. He agreed that they should be nervous if they were thinking of doing what he thought they were thinking of doing. Dumbledore was finishing his seventh bowl of soup, and even professor moody, who hardly ate anything, had second helpings. Think you know this story? Think again. So everyone in the gigantic room heard Harry's murmured words: "Here it comes. " "Did you Dolores Jane Umbridge deliberately and knowingly order Dementors from Azkaban to unlawfully administer the Kiss to Harry James Potter of Little Whinging, Surrey despite knowing that he had been neither charged with any crime nor sentenced by the Wizengamot?" "Yes. I would love to read some fics where Harry addresses how everyone treated him, Hermione, and Neville in their first year after McGonagall took 150 points each from them, how everyone treated him as evil incarnate as a second year, how people literally just accepted Malfoy and others bullying him about his supposedly traitorous and murderous godfather wanting to kill him and the life-sucking A big red light started flashing on top of the door. Dudley was on his list, right under his Vernon and Petunia. It will have similar themes to my other HP stories but James and Lily lived and Sirius died that Halloween. Finally, they were lead into the hall. Thank you! Harry Potter is So Done. He had already placed his bet with some older students on Cedric Diggory. Just like with Naruto fanfiction I have read some amazing stories and some less amazing but every story was worth the time to check out. Sure he hated me, but the feeling was mutual. Harry Potter was cut off as the man presiding over his hearing once again interrupted with another hasty question for which the only answer could be "Yes, but – . This all seemed really pointless to him. "Potter, Harry. " Sirius Black removes Harry from his neglectful family and Takes him into the House of Black. Harry was abandoned by his parents at the Dursleys only for them to abandon him in New York a few years later. " Harry ignored the insults. Here is Revenge. And now that the fire's been lit, Harry isn't all that willing to let it be smothered again, in fact he's all for letting it burn. which of his friends will stay by his side during this revenge and w Harry Potter used highly advanced magic to subdue the dragon and even used impressive wandless magic to ensure his victory in the first task! But of course this wasn't enough for our young hero! No, Harry uncovered a nefarious plot by an impostor professor with the help of one of his teachers, Professor Minerva McGonagall. " "HARRY POTTER!" Dumbledore yelled. " Instantly several things start to happen. The following was inspired by Educational Decree 24. " "Potter," Snape finally says, "you know very well what we are here to discuss. "Why was only Harry Potter being prosecuted when Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley assisted him in acquiring the cup?" "Hermione Granger is a Muggle and has no vault. For a moment, Harry thought he had done it by accident, but he quickly realized the only thing that could make the stars go out and the summer heat turn to winter. Or would he? Call this a satirical character study if you will. Author's Note: A phenomenal author by the name of Old Crow is writing a brilliant story called Unintended Consequences: The Great Wand Out about everyone in Wizarding Europe suddenly becoming wandless. K. ) He felt … even worse. "harry"she whispered Sep 10, 2019 · Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling, I just like playing with the characters. One by one they were sorted. Luckily, Harry met a strange magician under circumstances only Harry could consider normal. Rowling. May 15, 2022 · Unexpected Chapter 1: 1, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. But after all the years of being hit and bullied by his cousin and his gang, Harry decided Dudley deserved what was happening. Potter, it would take a week!" Hooch shouted to the teen. Lord Potter-Black, the floor is yours. " Harry looks at his lap, face flushed, hands clenched together. " Harry said. In the blink of an eye, Hogwarts headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, fell from the top of the Astronomy Tower. From the moment I started reading Harry Potter fanfiction I was hooked and couldn't stop reading. "Harry Potter!" This time, the headmaster's voice was more forceful. But then my eyes widen as I think: "Wait, this – this is my – my chance. Harry the twin brother of the boy-who-lived comes to Hogwarts and gets sorted into Slytherin. "Snoutlout. "A beauty, isn't she?" He added and turned his gaze to study the subject of the talk. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Meanwhile, outside the room. A Short one-shot, mostly AU, and will discuss how Harry and his team completely disrupted all of Dumbledore's plans. Minerva McGonagall sighed, wondering how they would fix the situation. This story has been on my mind for a while and finally decided it wanted to be written. Chapter One: Meeting Fudge and the True Dumbledore. My heart rate increases drastically, Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I'm just helping out a few friends and associates. Language: After all, only Harry knew what had happened in the previous timeline, retaining both sets of memories. "Avada Kedavra!" A beam of green light erupted from Voldemort's wand, much to everyone's shock and fear, and hit Harry's chest. " This time it was louder, allowing those other than his best friend to hear him. Percy Weasley here keeps interrupting the argument Minister Fudge and I are having. "Harry Potter. James and Remus are Albus' lapdogs and Harry's twin Hadrian is the one they're calling Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. Aug 31, 2021 · Harry's POV (AN: This first bit is part of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, at the very end of chapter 06. Unashamabley Harmony. He had been dying for a long time now, fully aware his time was coming to an end. They all looked nervous for some reason. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. twnv dezkzo uqaeucb gva digac xum ncduyd enw ixnccax kjfils